Secrets out, Manny stays with Dodgers

Manny Ramirez reacts during game three of the NLCS in PhiladelphiaDylan Hernandez of the L.A. Times reports on his Twitter account that Manny Ramirez has exercised his $20 million player option for 2010 and will return to the Dodgers.

Ramirez who was pursued only by the Dodgers last winter settled for a one year deal last year with a player option for 2010 at $20 million, and considering he’s 38 years old, it would be best if he didn’t even appear in the outfield, and the economy still sucks there’s no surprise that Ramirez has choose to return to the Dodgers.

Ramirez missed 50 games last year due to a PED suspension, you know the deal where he was taking women fertility drugs and stuff cause he had pretty much killed his testicles from all the steroids he took over the course of his career.

Whether or not Manny can in fact bare a child remains to be seen but in the 104 games he did play in he hit 16 homers and drove in 63 RBI while compiling a .290/.418/.531 line which of course keeps him towards the top of the list when it comes to right handed hitters in baseball.

I don’t normally like to bash athletes but you could probably tell I was less then thrilled about writing about Manny Ramirez. Frankly I think Manny Ramirez is a douchebag. He got paid $20 million last season missed 1/3 of the year and still gets $20 million to play in 2010 because he cried so much prior to the 2009 season about wanting a three year deal. Not a single stat the man has put up can I even suspect of being legit, yes he even surpasses Barry Bonds on that level as it’s believed Bonds was at-least clean for a few years while in Pittsburgh.

Despite 17 years in the major leagues, a course of English classes paid for the Cleveland Indians, and even a stupid ceremony in which Ramirez became an American citizen and frankly you have about the most clueless mother fucker to ever talk. He has no idea of what he just said and no direction to what he will even say next. Even worse despite being Manny Ramirez’s brain is obviously controlled by a retarded hamster on crack. I know mama said to not say nothing if you aint got something nice to say about someone but mama never had to watch or hear about Manny Ramirez.

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