I know. You laughed when you read the headline. Heck, I laughed when I wrote it.
Manny Ramirez is still trying to get back to the major leagues. At 41 Ramirez is not entertaining options outside of the majors or Japan according to Zach Links of MLB Trade Rumors.
Manny has interest from several #MLB teams, no timetable on a possible decision just yet. But Ind. lg is not on the radar
— Zach Links (@ZachLinks) April 18, 2014
Ramirez has not appeared in a major league game since the 2011 season. He has tired comebacks in each of the last two seasons. It is hard to envision things going any better this time around.