Poor Chipper Jones. The once great third baseman of the Atlanta Braves has been reduced to a couch sitting version of Rudolph after he had his wisdom teeth removed.
Jones tweeted out his disdain towards the procedure but was grateful for perocet and the pampering by girlfriend Taylor Higgins. (You may know her better as Playboy model Lexi Ray)
I'm thinking, along with the teeth, they shuda done something with this thing on my nose! pic.twitter.com/MxJNC5vgu2
— Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) January 14, 2014
Of course the above photo of Jones got some people claiming how though they were on twitter. Ah, what would we do without twitter and all of it’s mindless ramblings?