{"id":2172,"date":"2013-12-28T19:01:36","date_gmt":"2013-12-29T00:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/?p=2172"},"modified":"2013-12-28T19:04:02","modified_gmt":"2013-12-29T00:04:02","slug":"child-given-ridiculous-alabama-name-by-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/2013\/12\/28\/child-given-ridiculous-alabama-name-by-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"Child given ridiculous Alabama name by parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2173\" alt=\"krimsontyde\" src=\"http:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/files\/2013\/12\/krimsontyde.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/files\/2013\/12\/krimsontyde.jpg 600w, https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/files\/2013\/12\/krimsontyde-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Want to give your child a ridiculous name? Name them after a celebrity, or worse a college nickname.<\/p>\n<p>That is exactly what Steven and\u00a0Summer Steele of Andalusia did to their daughter. I feel bad for the kid even though its only a few days ago. I mean &#8220;Krimson Tyde&#8221;&#8230; seriously everyone in Alabama is going to point out to her that it is supposed to be spelled &#8220;Crimson Tide.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When born Krimson\u00a0he weighed 7 pounds, 5 ounces and was 20 inches long according to a birth report in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andalusiastarnews.com\/2013\/12\/28\/births-for-sat-dec-28-2013\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">local paper<\/a>. Best we can tell the father is a factory worker\u00a0in Andalusia.<\/p>\n<p>And unless she goes to Alabama this story is just going to get funnier in a couple of decades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to give your child a ridiculous name? Name them after a celebrity, or worse a college nickname. That is exactly what Steven and\u00a0Summer Steele of Andalusia did to their daughter. I feel bad for the kid even though its only a few days ago. I mean &#8220;Krimson Tyde&#8221;&#8230; seriously everyone in Alabama is going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2173,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[],"coauthors":[7],"class_list":["post-2172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-ncaafb-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2172\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2172"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tireball.com\/ncaafb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}